Yeah, right, Receiver. Here speaks a Bearer considerably unimpressed with the perceived melodrama of your reaction to something.
Receivers can proclaim their innocence of such histrionics with
Who, me? or their ability to cope with
I can take it, dismiss the Bearer’s implicit insult with
Whatever or a sarcastic
Please, or lament the unlikelihood of such an eventuality with
If only. There’s defiance in
My pleasure and rueful acknowledgement in
Fair enough, while
You've changed laments the Bearer’s newfound lack of sympathy.
Despair expresses sorrow at the unfolding of events, while
Go and die in a hole articulates the Receiver’s disregard for the Bearer’s perspective in no uncertain terms.