Huh? Thus speaks a Bearer entirely at a loss for word or deed, and desirous of instruction and assistance.
Keep calm & carry on
offers a calm, sensible suggestion for how to proceed; while further detail can be requested with Tell me more
. And my axe!
assures the Bearer of the Receiver’s support and We need to talk
proposes a potentially tricky conversation. Those placed in a difficult situation by such a query can express this with Awkward
or It's complicated
, while Receivers unwilling or unable to accede to the Bearer’s implicit request may signal this with Unsure
, It's complicated
, I think not
or a disbelieving You've gotta be kidding me
. A condemnatory Go and die in a hole
or Make it stop
serves to express disenchantment with the Bearer in no uncertain terms.